"So that guy doesn’t seem to want to hang out again and my friend thinks it’s because I photoshopped his face onto an angel’s body and sent it to him"
-texts from my phone’s inbox
I once saw Clay Aiken sleep for six hours straight on a flight from New York to LA.texts from my phone’s inbox
(413): Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
Kenneth: Oh! Miss Lemon! You have several messages. Ah, let’s see: that company running the bike tour in South Carolina called and said ‘no singles’.
Kenneth: And your credit card company called, they wanted to make sure that you’re the one buying cream soda in bulk.
Liz: I sure am.
Kenneth: And your landlord called and he said ‘it’s not the toilet, it’s you’.
My blog turned 5 today! Thanks to everyone for laughing with and/or at me over the past 1,826 days, here’s to 1,826 more!