I would rather get a colonic in front of everyone than parallel park in front of anyone.
Candidly Nicole
I almost just justified shitting in my kitchen sink so I wouldn’t have to pause the tv
texts from my phone’s inbox
Googled Sam Smith, now I know what guys who cry during sex look like

Googled Sam Smith, now I know what guys who cry during sex look like

🎶 You wanna hot body, you wanna Bugatti, you wanna Maserati, you betta photoshop yourself into Britney Spears’ Work Bitch 🎶

The reasons are quite obvious... now it's time to accept them. I have.





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