In case you missed it: here’s the SFW #usairways pic

In case you missed it: here’s the SFW #usairways pic

Is it true that if you don’t use it, you lose it?
‘The 40 Year Old Virgin’
  • Cece: Hey you guys I got a problem. You know that guy I'm dating? ...I sent him a bunch of drunk texts last night.
  • Schmidt: Oh dear lord. 'I miss the way your hands smell'? Did you write an entire Jewel song in here?
  • Coach: Is it from 'Pieces of You'?
  • Schmidt: You wanna buy a rabbit with him? This isn't a text message it's a fricken Russian novel.
My entire life summarized in one tweet

My entire life summarized in one tweet

Just when I think I’m out, those cheeks pull me right back in

Netflix gives you 15 seconds between episodes to decide whether or not you’re doing anything with your life today
@KevinFarzad
The reasons are quite obvious... now it's time to accept them. I have.





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