This is why you're [still] single.

Liz: You want to paint me as this New York snob. Can I share with you my world view?Jack: I’d rather hear you sing “Rocket Man” again.Liz: All of humankind has one thing in common: the sandwich. I believe that all anyone really wants in this life is to sit in peace and eat a sandwich. Jack: What a surprise. Your world view is food-based.

Liz: You want to paint me as this New York snob. Can I share with you my world view?
Jack: I’d rather hear you sing “Rocket Man” again.
Liz: All of humankind has one thing in common: the sandwich. I believe that all anyone really wants in this life is to sit in peace and eat a sandwich.
Jack: What a surprise. Your world view is food-based.

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