this is why I’m [still] single.
A guy just came into my work that looks EXACTLY like Andrew Garfield aaaand I am not only congested thus making me sound like a man & blow my nose every 20 seconds but I’m also wearing the same clothes I’ve had on for 3 days, am not wearing makeup, & I tripped over my words during our conversation out of shock/embarrassment at the realization of my hideous state. He also saw my computer screen which currently is showcasing @chickpoop’s twitter. Safe to say I probably won’t be getting a date soon!
