this is why I’m [still] single.

A guy just came into my work that looks EXACTLY like Andrew Garfield aaaand I am not only congested thus making me sound like a man & blow my nose every 20 seconds but I’m also wearing the same clothes I’ve had on for 3 days, am not wearing makeup, & I tripped over my words during our conversation out of shock/embarrassment at the realization of my hideous state. He also saw my computer screen which currently is showcasing @chickpoop’s twitter. Safe to say I probably won’t be getting a date soon!

The reasons are quite obvious... now it's time to accept them. I have.
this is why you're [still] single.


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