Anonymous asked: okkkkkayyy, i'll bite. weirdest sexual experience? / most embarassing

ha! weirdest would have to be either being blindfolded & having milk poured on me or having my big toe sucked & not hating it. i rarely get embarrassed but if i had to pick my most embarrassing experience it would be when my roommate at the time came home & caught me & my then boyfriend in one of those “it’s not what it looks like!” scenarios…& didn’t leave

The reasons are quite obvious... now it's time to accept them. I have.
this is why you're [still] single.


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