Hard to argue with that

  • 1: Dude [our favorite local bar's] anniversary party Saturday you down? Also day drinking then night drinking after my exam...plz come and get fucking shitty this week
  • 2: Idk if I can, maybe. Finna save $$$ and actually make moves on my thesis
  • 1: Not this Saturday you're not. Dress like a Hooker (something sheer w cheetah platforms) and u don't need $$$$
  • 2: Gas $$ to get there broski
  • 1: Don't care. Pretend you're buying shoes
The reasons are quite obvious... now it's time to accept them. I have.
this is why you're [still] single.


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